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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Last Pub of the Year

Last pub night of the year! Shouted a girl in flowered, ripped gown on Monday's dinner.
Decked in my sexiest white University of Toronto T-shirt and Lawman Blue Jeans.
Went to the pub night, knowing that I'll be in for a good grind with the girls that are full on to me with my C & F.

Outside the pub, British-accented Head of College Collis gave me the shining red wrist band.
"Do you take Math 132?"
"No"
"Do you take Chemistry?
"No, I am an IR student, that's why I'm not taking any of those."
"Alright, see you inside man."
At least I appreciate his efforts to be friendly.
Went inside, did a good scan and did an fist shake with one of the bad metabolisms. No gals. Ah.. must be still in Cosgrave.

Went up to 5th Cos, heard Van's voice.
"Hey Van, are you going to the pub?"
Went right into Macy's room.
"Why are you here?"
"Julia told me that you gals are going to the pub"
"Let me call Julia, she said that if the pub's good, I shoud call her."
Kat's lil' exasperated with her make-up, staring at the mirror and twirling round her bed.

"The pub's really good."
"Where are you?"
"I'm at... (forgets Macy's name) Cosgrave."
"Julia, the pub's really good. But I don't think you should come. Otherwise, I've to drag you back to your room again."
"I'll show you the photos."

GIrls laugh.

"They are laughing at you."
"Who?"
"The girls."
"Who?"
"Your friends"

"Even Kat is laughing" Van.
"Even Kat is laughing," says Van.
Kat behind the door.

Everybody prepares, excited by my prescence of course.
Prepare money.
"Van, all the money's with you."
"Yes!"
"Saleha, are you from Cosgrave as well?"
"No, I'm from St Hilda's."
"She's from St Hilda's lah!"
I smirk.

Goes down the stairs, Van opens the door scared of the cold.
I lead the way to the entrance.
Walks up to bunch of smoking white guys and gals, awed by the throng of girls behind me.
Steps up 1.5 step earlier and holdds the door open.
Gals step in, hold the 2nd door.
Step up the stairs into JCR, the party place.
Music raging.
Girls getting their red wrist bands. I step in first, reach for the chair.
Step out to check them.

Asked them to buy drinks.
Shifts pocket contents to side and back, preparing to grind.
"Can you keep my camera in your pocket?" Macy.
"Yeah"
Played with her camera a little and red batt icon flashed.
"Your camera's out of batt"
"Returns camera."
Saleha attempted to take picture for at least 3 times. Failed.
Grabbed on Macy's side really tight and sensually. She leans onto me for the poses.

Goes out back to my room to pick up some change.
Returns to the dance floor.
"Do you have 2 dollars?"
"Yeah"
"How much have you had to drink?" To Macy.
"Only Gin and Tonic."

Walks to the drinks table. First.
"1 Gin tonic"
"Another Gin and Tonic" Van to other server.
Gets mine, yeah!
Offers to Macy, she points to the tender, one for Van, the other for her.

Sipping my drink, heads back to dance.
Top left hand corner. Dance, shyly while sipping. Van and Macy too.
Finishes by drink boldly and puts it to table, enters the circle of Saleha and Kat.
Dances more sexily and flirts.

Dances, starts flirting with Macy. She's onto me.
Grinds a lil and breaks.
Bollywood Girl comes and says hi.
Flirts with her and teases her lil white wrist band instead of the red one.
Forgets about her.

Realizes vibes is not on.
Suggests buying drinks.
"I've no more money." Van.
I take out my 1 loonie and 2 quarters.
"Haha"

Goes back to my room.
Calls Nico's room.
"Hey Wenyuan"
"Hey Nico, can I get back my alcohol from you later, I'll have some friends over after the pub."
(preparing to fuck Macy)
"Oh yah. I'm sorry. I'll bring it over right now. No more lies this time."
"Haha, no more Hokkien this time."
"Why not I meet you at the Buttery."
"What?"
"Buttery."
"Alright, see you there now."

Drank a shotglass of Cointreau + Raspberri Absolut fromt the bottle.
Not enough, had some Bailey's from the bottle as well.
Puts down Macy's camera, picks up 5 dollar bill and heads out.
Walk to Buttery, sees girl in black walking alone. No Nico.
Walks till the end. Sees him coming out of St Hilda's.
"Yo Nico!"
"Thanks"
"I'm sorry your Vodka somehow fnished, I gotta pay you."
"It's alright"
Looks at the bottle on my right hand beside my rum.
"What's this?"
"Martini"
"Oh, ok."
"You look good, you should come to the pub man, even with your slippers."
"Haha, how's it?"
"I've never seen so many people in the pub."
"But no chiobu."
"Ah.. No chiobu."
"Bo swee char bor"
"Bo gong jing swee" Hokkien
"I'll come by later"
"Alright, see you there."

Strides to my room, puts the bottles on my clock table.
Runs back to the pub.
Music stopped.
"Where did you go?" Van. Macy, leaning in.
"I went to get alcohol from my friend."
"He owes me alcohol."
"The party's over?"
"It's last call."

"S Club 7!"

Looks at the Black Powerbook.
Girls step out of JCR. Too hot.
Macy fannning herself.
Music starts spinning and I lead the way back.
Follows Marissa to nowhere.

Joins Macy and Van's circle. Macy beside me.
Starts dancing sexily.
Begins grabbing her by sides and grinding her.
My hands still smell of her.
Dick on her ass. Following the rhythm in the small cleavage of her ass.
I know she's enjoying it.
Swayed, go slightly lower and up again.
Hands and body pressing hard. My pecs flexed and brushing against her back. Abs too. Biceps rubbing against her sides.
Broke off.
Sexy dancing,
Ground, broke off again.
Danced, flirting with rest of girls.
"Van, show me some moves!"

Bottom right hand corner at this time.
Girls tired and rested on the sofa.
I danced alone for 2minutes by the sofa.
Julia and Molly came in at this time through the door.
"Julia, go get some drinks."
"Are you treating me?"
Fishes out my 5 dollars and passes to her. Buy me something.
Watches her go as I continue dancing.
Julia returns to sofa with drink.
"What's that? They ran out of alcohol. This is Cranberry Chocalate Martini"
Drinks and passes to Macy.
Girls all dance for a while. Me grinding Macy and breaking of course.
To my right.
"Molly, your banana song was over."
Still grinding Macy.
"Where were you? I called your room and you didn't answer." To Molly.
"I was in the library. Robarts Library." Rubs Molly's head.
"Did you drink?" Julia.
"Yeah. About 7 shots."
"What did you drink?"
"Cointreau, haha"
Julia smiles.

Girls got tired and rested on the sofa again.
I danced by the sofa.
Asked Julia why she's not dancing.
"You should warm up for your party on Friday."
Pulled her hand, with my right. My left, pulling Macy.
Julia strided over the sofa she was sitting on.

Danced. Grinded Macy.

Going lower. Thumb in her jeans waist. Changing to sides and hard press of my body on her.
julia and Molly starts laughing.
Grabs Macy's right hand to turn her around. Her hand just follows.
I grind her by her side.
And dances briefly with my right leg between 2 of hers.
Daren't look at me.
Shy girl.

Heads to top left corner again and sees Marissa.
Half grinids her by the side.
"Show me your moves."
Marissa with her ever so funny head jerks and expressions, still hot on me.
"This is you friend that likes to play with grass!"
Starts slipping between them and double grind.
"Woah" From girl's friend.
First time grinding white anyways.
Goes to Marissa's back and start really grinding her.
Going lower and lower.
"How far can you go?"
Goes really low.
"This low, hahaha"
Dance flirt a little.

Re-joins Macy and Van who has retreated a lil'.
More than willing to welcome me back.
Starts grinding.
Me behind Van this time. and Macy in front of Van.
Reaches out to Macy's shoulders and she reaches backs to my arms and sides, turned on.
Enjoys the grind, breaks.
At this time, I've ground Chinese, White and Indian in 1 night!

Let's go deeper.
Goes to top, near fireplace and meets Saleha and Kat.
Starts flirting with them.
Van and Macy breaks off and retreats again.
Side grinding Kat, my cheek against hers.
Dances and gets to Kat's front.
Grinds her with her behind.
Laughs and breaks.
She pulls me back to her front for a good grind.
Saleha in front but doesn't dare to. I know she's on, been edging towards me the whole night.
Grinds and goes back trying to flirt with Saleha.
She looks down and steps back a lil.
Just too shy, too bad.
"Where's Macy? and Van."
"Over there" Kat
"Let's go for them"

Heads to top of fireplace, where they are.
Starts grabbing Macy and grinding her really hard.
Dick on her ass. Pressing in, hands by the side, then forming a triangle around her mound.
Somehow goes to middle lower dance floor and Kat leaves. goodbyes.
Surprisingly, Saleha stays, maybe not getting what she wants yet.
Sees Molly and Julia leaving JCR and sitting by the window.
Goes to them, persuading them to enter.
They refuse.
Enters and grinds Macy.
"Show me your moves."
"I've no moves."
"Not enough alcohol."
"Show me something good and I'll show you something good."
"I don't like this music."
Dances. Music changes.
"Do you like this music now?" Smirks.
"Better."

Sees Miranda and says hi, patting her back.
She prepares with her back facing me.
But I was too weak, grinding Macy instead, trying to grind Miranda's ass as well.
Her friends finally brings her reluctantly to the back.

Goes back to top near fireplace again.
Weird pop, Irish song comes up and Macy does her lil foot-kick.
People start doing left-hand twirls. I start it in my harem.
Brings Van around, then Saleha, the Macy who has been trying. Hahz.
Breaks.
Then I start again with Saleha. And Macy, Van.
Dances a while.

Girls start sitting down at top right hand corner.
I continue dancing as always.
Spots Miranda again.
With Time Seminar Girl, what a chance!
Went up to her.
"Who are you with?"
Sees same crowd. May I think, with OG group angmoh girl.
"Been a long time since I last saw you dance"
"Yeah"
Starts slowly dancing and flirt with her.
Remembers ZG's advice to bang her.
"Is this rock enough for you?"
"No!"
"You're hardcore!"
She laughs shyly.
I further prepare to grind her. Oh man.

Macy suddenly appears and dances between Miranda and me.
Miranda had to move over a lil'.
My half-high mind told me Macy was a surer mini-long term bet and I started grinding her instead.
In part, to show off to Miranda that I am still hot.
Miranda and friends started sitting on the top of the sofa while I grinded Macy, obviously dissapointed.
I couldn't bear to break Miranda's heart further and led Macy to the middle lower dance floor and grinded her.
Really hard.
My dick hard on her ass. Pecks on her back. Abs on her sides and over in front of her. Breatthing hard on her hind hair twice.
Must have got her real turned on.
I glanced back at Miranda and she was gone.

Played with Macy and later rejoined Van and Saleha at the top back near the fireplace again.
Dance and grinded.
Music not ended and treasuring every song.
Macy asked for her camera and told her it's in my room.
Girls decided to leave.
I followed and lingered, looking for Miranda. Not in sight. Girls waiting at the door. I left with them.

Led them to my room.
Brought the camera and initiated bye to all of them.
Using my right, flexed pec, hugged Macy, then Saleha (closest contact for the night) and Van.
initiated it, otherwise they wouldn't feel mi muscles front on.
They left and I shut my door.

Opened my computer. 2am. Started blogging.
It's 3.47am now. Sequence of events may be slightly messed.
Saw Perry, Brian, Geoff, Chris.
Too much grinding. Hahz!

Sunday, December 25, 2005

2046

Thank you Father.


Impossible odds: 2046 on this night, right now.
Parallels: 4 X'mas eves, Dark piercing train, melancholic love memories.

Incredible cinematics:
Futuristic start in crisp Japanese. 60's Singapore. HK in turmoil. 風花雪月.

Battery fully charged right now. 4 hours 53 minutes to write this.
Left window: Gliding snow waste.

天馬行空.
The rambling pen. Love stories not in chronology. Rooms 2046 and 2047.

Beautiful women enstrained by money and love, defining companions of lust.
Cantonese so slick it bridges.
露露。白玲。2蘇麗珍。


First and Single passenger on 2047, returning from 2046, where things never change. How much does it take? Some, effortless in a short time. Others, a long long time with bruises all over.
Aboard, attendants for every possible need. Like companions.
How can one fall in love with robots? It often happens.

Run deep into mountains, find tree. Hole it, tell secret. Sealed from anybody with soil.

天人五衰
Weaknesses of us all.
一 一 一
小 0 0
時 小 0
後 時 小
。 後 時
。 後


淚 that fall only tomorrow.
Not turning back, in a long long train that shuttles in 濛瀧夜。
1224. 1225.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Wind, the Movie Star.

Walking in sub-zero temperature up Devonshire place to Bloor, under my coat, a sweater from Club Monaco. Hailed a cab on Bloor to head less than 1km west.

"Whoa there are so many people here"
Zeus: "Yeah, there is a movie premiere today and I'm one of the actors."

Damned traffic took 4minutes. Taxi meter reflected 9:12, $4.85. 11 returned with a fiver.


Alighted, headed straight for the door and met the producer.
"Hey Wenyuan!"
"Where am I supposed to collect my tickets?"
"You don't need tickets, just go in! You're the cast!"
"Hang on a moment, I'll get you one!"

"Hey 穩元!"
Turned around and saw my fellow accomplice Kelvin! Holding a gal, two babes and a white guy behind.
"Let's get some seats!"

Perfect seats.
"Hey, I'm sorry this seats are reserved for the cast" Geoff.
"Hey Geoff!"
"Oh it's you, Wenyuan!"
"Yeah and Kelvin's right there!"
"Oh I couldn't recognize you guys in the dark! Sit here, these seats are reserved for the cast and guests!"

Moved 1 row ahead. Kalv to my right, and a his girlfriend Candice's friend, Andrew to my left. Doesn't speak much Mandarin. What a pity.

Jabbing Kalv,
"很興奮吧?“
“是啊!"

To the producer,
" Sell my 3 tickets."
Theater was bursting full-house.

Headed to the washrooms. Must be the aura of a star. People looking and making way for me.

Kalv behind,
“你朋友說普通話嗎?"
"他們都說廣東話,祇有我妹妹聽懂一點。"


"Welcome to the world premiere of PurePwnage Episode 9!"
"YEEeAaH!"

Crazy cheers. So good. Hands clapping, Voices calling, mine a quarter hoarse.

Stand-up comedy. Producer camming.
"What do you usually do?"
pause. "I pwn noobs."

Another, "practising my micro"

10 minute break skipped.
Appearance of the cast: the yet unknown Kyle. Jeremy. Anastasia. "Strip!" Dave. "Shoot my head!" Doug.

Now for the real thing. Epsisode 6.
Enjoying every moment of it. Didn't even pay attention to the words. WoW stories. Laughed with Andrew. Cheered.
Shooting my fellas on the big screen. So good.

Lights. Fifth down curtains raised again. Episode 7.
"My Balls" from the crowd before Jeremy said it on screen.
PurePwnage.com Crowd followed my clap.

Lanageddon. Ep. 8.
Back-right crowd cheering for Evil.
Can't help but knife the air when Jeremy came down with a knife head-shot on Evil's head!

Lights turned on. 10-minute intermission before the world premiere of episode 9!
Rushed to the washroom. Throngs buying popcorn. To my right, Jeremy pestered by fans for autographs. With 1 signing oh his handphone. Cool. Lights dimmed.

"EPISODE 9!"
Watched the first part. Got plastic gun humor, but crowd gaping in awe.
Next scene, Shaanxi, China!
"Kalv, it's our scene!"
Irresistible clap. Crowd followed.
Street fighter scenes. I appeared. Shot myself. So good.
Laughing at my own dorkish character.
Horny laugh had everyone rolling.
"I looked so horny!" Pride.
Episode ended with Dave returning to China. Hint at more of me, Kalv and Dave to come.

Lights on. Crew invited up.
Proceeded out of the cinema that opened to a back alley. Took a crazy shot with the Producer. So good.


Out, talked to fans.
"The 10 dollars was totally worth it!"
"How did you like Episode 9?"
"Wonderful man!"


Of course. Best chapter yet of my Canadian dream.
Netherlands and UK premiere starting in 10 minutes time.
3 million fans waiting for the online premiere in 2 hours and 40 minutes.
PurePwnage

Monday, November 28, 2005

Club 1234

Took a friggin 9 hours to reach downtown Montreal thanks to the accident-fraught roads!

Got to Holiday Inn at 10.30pm, checked in with 3 of my burly mates-
1 Canto, 2 Koreans.
20mins to change up, hop back on the bus headed to Club 1234.

Reached Club 1234. A lil pre-drinking and power of the mind saw me thru the snow with only a layer of dress shirt. Skipped the coat check, headed right in. Trance music on the main floor. Not my taste. Directed to VIP. Ah.. That's more like it.
The heat flowed down the stairs that led up. Chic deco. Packed girls. Everyone smiling. 2 Vodka Cranberries for 30 bucks with tips, making some friends from Western.. It's all about the entrance so they say.

Made my rounds. Nothing much.
Horny girls getting their object of desire grinding on their asses. Desperate guys enjoying it.
Saw my 3 burly friends with a bunch of girls. Night's going on well.

Attempted to go up, maxed out. Now things must have heated up there. Hung around by the bar for 2 tequila shots.
1 hot Chinese babe flirting with me as I stood. But that's all she wanted. Not enough for me.

Sat down by sofa, open window behind, billows of condensation sifting in: Now that's a throne for Zeus.
Talked to a guy beside who had 2 gals who'd later end up in my room.
A guy who had 2 brown girls. Just being friendly.
And a Chinese gal right to my left.

Zeus: "You look pissed."
Gal: "I lost my friends."
Zeus: "So did I, I'm your friend now."

Got her to dance. Angelica. Pretty little Angel. Turned up the attraction dial. MmHmm.

Asked me for Smirnoff. Paid with my plastic. Too bad the machine was spoilt and we got em for free. Alcohol in hand.
Found her 2 friends. Gave em my bottle and shared Angel's. Flirted with them.

Later, to dance and grind with them, teasing Angelica. Both of them. Teased all of them and brought all three to my hips. Had a pair grind competitition with Angel. She was no match of course.

Brought em down to trance. Had a crazy dance. Sat down by the podium and massaged Angel's legs.

Zeus: "That guy looks so gay! I'll go up and tell him"

Teased with that gay. Made him happy and returned to Angel victorious.

3am. Time to return. Met a loser that was attracted to my angel. Hahz.
He had to walk beside us while I carried Angel on my back. She should have seen me naked before she called me skinny little asian. With her in my arms, made our way to back of the bus.

Angel: "You're so cocky that you turn me on. Are you always like that?"
Zeus: "You can't ask a god to stop being godly. I can use an angel like you to drive away the other ugly angels who bother me all day."

Lil bitch. Had fun. Legs on my knees. Hands by her pussy. Boobs on my back. Lips on my face.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

第一個秋季

First autumn of my life. 2005.

Missing Singapore's tropical climate. Rain never felt so chilly. My umbrella was never a puppet of the wind. I've been a sailor but this is no weather for a student.
Molly's words ring through: "Canada is not a place for human beings"

Contradictions? Looking behind society? Do people know how terrible this place is. Yet incredibly, undulating waves of immigrants flow. I'm not one of them. Not that I haven't thought about it. But I'm not one of them right now.

Gloomy skies, fine rain. Britain? No, just a quarter sized Union Jack sharing the ideals of a conducive academic environment. Engaging in intellectual discourse questioning society.

Stories of a few fuel the influx of people into the core countries - the First World Nations.

Friday, November 11, 2005

House of alcohol

LCBO must be the best bargain in Ontario. Every trip burdens me with loads.

Absolut Peach, Absolut Mandarin, Archer's Peach County Schnapps, Baileys, Bak se ju, Beefeater Dry Gin, Bourbon, Corona Extra, Cream Sake, Gekkeikan Plum Wine, Kahlua, Napoleon Brandy, Tequila, Vodka twists..

A Voice from Welch

Friday night. 3° Celcius.

Under iron-wraught windows, cozied up by my trusty heater claiming 26, with Frank Sinatra's Fly me to the Moon on the background.
In front of my Powerbook on my wooden study table, in my single room in Sub-Welch, to the North East corner of the Quad in Trinity College, in the University of Toronto.

20 minutes away from Chinatown. 35 minutes away from Richmond.
1.5 hour from Pacific Mall. 5 hours from Vancouver.

24 hours away from home.